TGIF!!!!
I think Maggie had a party while I was at work today. I left the office a little early (oh, the joys of your boss being out of the country!), ran a couple of errands, and made it home about 4 pm to find my jacket, the couch cushions, and a shirt of mine on the floor, a collapsible chair knocked out of its spot, and the cushion from the computer chair on the floor as well. Now, this last item means only one thing--Maggie has been looking at doggie porn again. I have explained to her how just a little doggie porn can put a sweet, defenseless pooch like herself on the road to ruin, but I just can't get her to understand.
Why, oh why must we suffer this scourge upon our society? Please--help stamp out doggie porn--the puppy you save may be your own!
On the other hand, I scored a real deal at CVS--FOUR, count 'em, FOUR bags of Reese's miniature Easter eggs--for the price of TWO!!! I guess this makes up for not eating any last year while I was on South Beach (diet--who, me?)
Have a great weekend!
2 Comments:
Woohoo - I'm the first one ever to comment! Congrats on your long overdue blog. I wonder if there is some software you can download to limit the websites that Maggie sees...
I guess I could use a NetNanny-type software. You know, "doggie porn" is just SOOO obscene sounding--how about "pooch porn?"
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