So I've volunteered to work a few hours tomorrow at an antique/collectible sale to benefit the
Oklahoma Humane Society--a former work colleague is now employed there, and she has been after me to get involved, so I'm getting involved. Easy enough, right?
Except now I have to explain to Maggie why I won't be home Saturday.
We had a long discussion about this last night:
Me: Maggie, honey, Mommy is going to be gone for a while on Saturday. I'm going to go help the kitties. But I won't be gone long, and we can play when I get home, okay?
Maggie (ears UP):
Kitties? Where's the kitties?Me: No, Spud (it's a nickname--I should explain that later), there aren't any kitties here--well, maybe downstairs, but Mommy's going to help the kitties that don't have a home.
Maggie:
We are NOT giving any kitties a home!Me: No, no, no, I'm going to help raise money so other people can build them a home.
Maggie:
NOOOOOO, no monies--I need chewies!Me: You don't need to worry about chewies, and it won't be my money (hopefully--I get rather weak around antiques).
Maggie (giving me a funny look):
I don't know--I don't trust the kitties! They're evil!Me: MAGGIE!!! (I actually shook my finger at her.) You were homeless once, too, remember? And you love your home, right? Well, don't you think the kitties should have a home of their own, too?
Maggie:
NO KITTIES!At this point, she runs to the window to look for the kitties.
Me: Maggie, I PROMISE you, no kitties here, but we need to help the kitties, okay?
Maggie (resignedly as she looks over her shoulder at me):
Okay, but I get more treats for this.What can I say? I know who's queen of this house--and I think she's channeling
Delores.
*Props to I Can Has Cheezburger for the title of this post.Labels: Humane Society, Maggie