So apparently I don't bounce as well as I used to.

Five am this morning, it's just starting to rain lightly, and I'm taking Maggie down the spiral staircase to do her business. Unfortunately I chose to wear my plastic flipflops, which resulted in a really big flipflop:


Nice, huh? Fortunately I only slid down a few steps, and I landed on my backside, which definitely ensured my safety. My arm is the worst, but I have bruises on each side of my butt, and while I don't think I broke my right middle toe, I think I jammed it pretty good--it's not bruised (yet), but it hurts when I put weight on it. And my midsection feels like I've been doing sit-ups.

What a great way to start the morning . . . .